Chainsaw Symphony

The year? 1984.

Roaming the rural landscape… Peering out from behind a shredded, dirty, red and black mask. Blood and bodily fluids cake his black coveralls – the smell is usually the first warning that he is near. David Bowie can be heard playing in the distance..

His calling card? A long, rusty (but functional) chainsaw, which he uses to eviscerate anyone unlucky enough to cross his path.

According to witnesses, he can be heard screaming in unison with the sound of his chainsaw – for murder is his music, and the screams are his soundtrack…